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Stole this from :iconstarry-starr:. I'm bored. 8(
I haven't posted a journal in like.. a year. v_v

[x] Gotten detention
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

[x] Got your mum / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

[ ] Pulled Down The Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took Pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc.

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class test.
[x] Ate food during class.

[x] Gotten a call from school
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[ ] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

[ ] Faked your parents signature.
[ ] Slept in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.

Total: 24

Now multiply your total by 3 and put " I screwed up __% Of My Life "

-opens computer calculator- cB

I screwed up 71% of my life. WELL DONE SAPPBHIRE, WELL DONE. /goes back to being inactive for another year
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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (There was also this one time I was looking In a glass case to look at a statue ornament thing whilst I was on holiday, I went too close and hit my nose on the glass, the shop keeper gave me a weird look xD)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 14

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 16


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (swallowed a fly xD)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (At school..It was humilliating xD)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (I don't anymore xD)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (I remember when I tipped backwards.. gigglesnort-
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (Now that I think about It..I don't o.o)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 29

TOTAL IN ALL: 29 -uses computer calculator to work out-

116% Mentally ill.

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am 116% Mentally ill."


YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture (Food shopping yes, clothes shopping..It's alright. |D)
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX (When It's Christmas I will :D I think..I hope..But I dun' mind. |D)
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (-Sad- xD)
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool (NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY GORY MOVIES= NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY DDDDDX)
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice (I have no dad.. :<)
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport (No, but I have a trophy for being the best student In school when I was In year..3 or 4 LOL. I was so proud. LOL. I got to hug the head teacher LOL..I should totally take a picture of It...If I can find It o.o)
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (With my cousin. xD)
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[ ] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (GREEN FOR THE WIN. EPIC. <3)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think (Heh heh.)
[x] sports are fun (Some)
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (..Heehee. xD)
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (I used to all the time, but I rarely do now xD. Unless I forget to take them off or I cba.)
[ ] you have fished at least once (But I want to Dx)

TOTAL = 13 (>:3)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop (I don't like food shopping. BORING. Dx)
[x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink (Rarely, so I wouldn't count It)
[ ] you go to your mom for advice (She never even talks to me ._. I go to my auntie instead.)
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport (No....)
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall (Better than sitting around all day.)
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (I'm lazy. I like to lay around. I havn't actually been to any of those, but I've got my nails painted by my friend at a sleepover |D)
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[ ]you cried watching The Notebook (What's that..?)
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (NOWAY.)
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (Pfft.)
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars (No.I.Do.Not.Like.It.)
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (..Yeah. It does. My baths used to last up to two hours |D Now only half an hour or an hour.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time (Meh, sometimes I do)
[ ] you like wearing dresses (OMG NO WAY EWWWWWW.)
[x] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others (Lulz It's funny. There was this one time I let one of my old friends put makeup on me. They said they wanted to put this liquid stuff on, they said It was blush. I was all like "You sure that's blush? Looks a bit..Gel like to me o.o" Then after they put a load on my face, they told me It was lip gloss. xD)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything

Total = 9
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I wasn't sure what to put here, but I wanted a new journal.

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I stole this from Riko's journal..Shhh >w> >D

ANIME NERD

[ ] You watch anime. (Rarely though I have |3)
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed. (I don't think.. xD)
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew. [Yeah..I can get fan girly sometimes..*headdesk*]
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.(I don't have much skill In doing so, but I have done and sometimes, though rarely, do x3)
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. (Seriously? I didn't know that e.e xD)

Anime/manga nerd = 1 (xD)


ART NERD

[x] You like art. (BUFGEW TGEI LOVE IT.)
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist. (Occasionally xD)
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school. (Not 'the art person', but s similar name xD)
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.(Hm...For some, I do xD)
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school. (No..But I want to..  Dx. I can't find none :<)
[x] You have considered a career as an artist. (Well, something to do with art)
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (I always draw on them In tutor |D)
[ ] You have a favorite artist. (I can't even spell the names of the artists I know xD)
[x] Your drawings have been framed. (When I was In year 6, I had to draw a picture of Henry VII, It got framed..As so did everyone elses..I think xD)
[x] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go. (Unless I forget It or I'm out of pages to use >w>, otherwise, If I don't, I carry paper around with me..In my journal |3)

Art nerd = 12 (I even draw during lessons 8D)


MUSICAL NERD

[x] You play a musical instrument.
[x] You play more than one instrument. (Well, I used to play the trombone(Sp?x.x), then when I moved to the school I'm at now, I started drums, now I play the keyboard at home >:3)
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. (Only If I don't have music block. I've been making my own tune >w>)
[ ] You've given your instrument a name. (...No..But I want to now 8D)
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument. (What dah heck Is extracurricular e.e..)
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[x] You write music. [Not songs..Well I tried, but I only write my own little notes for the keyboard |D)
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc... (Just songs and such basically.)
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people. (I would commit suicide If I had to play an instrumant infront of an audience. [Other than a keyboard because I have to do that all the time In my Music lesson >w>]

Musical nerd = 5


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems. [Xbox 360, PlayStation 2 & 3, Wii ,Psp, Nintendo DA]
[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (I can't really play with my friends becausr the village I live In Is full of friggin chavs and I hate them I wont give them a capital letter they don't diserve It and my friends live like an hour away from me by walking. -Deep breaths- And so I rely on games to cheer me up..Or the fields that I used to go In which I said scare me because of that man and that black humanied figure In the bushes..But I went In the fields yesterday with my cousin to go sloworm hunting.. -Ramble-. The fields are beautiful places when It's summer. I might go all photography In there |D. No one goes there really o3o. -Ramble again-)
[x] Your gaming system is in your room (My Ps2 and Nintendo DS Is In my room, and the computer Is In my mum's room. I'll be getting an Xbox soon..Which would go downstairs me thinks.)
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (Most of the time. If It's too hard then I give up)
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (I've cheated on a tombraider game and the game called Echo the Dolphin, defender of earth's future. I was epically stuck, okay? >w>)

Video game nerd = 6


COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day. (Almost everyday. Seeing as It's Summer..Or nearly..-Shrug- I'll be out more often.)
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x] You go into random internet chatrooms. (Sometimes. xDDDD)
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer. (Yeah..More than that e.e)
[x] You use computer faces. (Even my friend's do 8D)
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer. (Depends..If I have nothing to do then..I find It hard to live without the computer |3)
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else. (I would say pretty much most people would know me |D)
[x] You have friends you have only met online. (Most of them are better friends than the ones I have In real life |3)
[x] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online. (When I was stupid. When I was on Runescape. When I ruined my friendship of the group I hung out with. Yes, I didn't realize internet dating was stoopid |D Well, I think It Is.)
[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person. (Well, I think I'm going to. Me and a friend from Impressive Title are going to meet up..Or try. -Huggles Dhara/Clerise- She only lives half an hour away from me 8D)
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' (I used to be a heavy text talker myself, waaaaaay before I knew about WolfQuest and Impressive Title..And RPing. xD)
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online. (I've said Omg, but I don't think I've said lol, appart from when I said It by accident. I even called this dude on a back a n00b out loud xD)
[x] You can type really, really fast. (Yes, 'tis why I have many typos. Though, I can even touch type fast now. -Doing It right now-). It's where you type without looking at the keyboard incase you don't know xD. I've had years of using the keyboard, so I know where keys are |D)

Computer nerd = 13

Teehee. I've always wanted to do one of these 8D

There's not really much to say :3. Well, first of all, that bug bite on my hand has gone..Thankfully. Oooh, and those scary fields that I said was scary..Well, me and my cousin played outside on our bikes for like..An hour (My butt hurt Dx) and then we got bored and we went to go sloworm hunting..Meaning we went In the fields..Actually, the fields I'm talking about arn't the ones where me and Aaron (My cousin) saw that man with a gun or something, or the one where we saw the creepy black humanied figure down in the bushes. I just never went In the fields I went In yesterday because the grass Is usually long, meaning ticks might get on me, plus, It's cold In Winter. -Noms jaffa cakes-. Hmm... Well, we found about four sloworms, though only managed to catch two, one being male, the other being female. -Animal nerd-. No, sloworms arn't worms, they're legless lizards..They have purdy eyes *_*.. Whilst I was walking, I noticed two tree's that form some sort of arch, and It was a sunny day, and so the sun shined through the tree's. It was beutiful, unfortunately I didn't have a camera/phone with me Dx But I'll take some pictures of It [and other things] one day.
OMG. OH YEAH. There's a family that moved Into a house Infront of my house, and I've been stalking them. So far I've foind out they have a kid, male, looks 11-13 years old, he has dark hair, goes down his neck, they have a sheepdog, a mum, a dad..And....A blue car and a white truck/car/van thing. I saw him playing on his bike not so long ago. |D

Oh.. I think I might be emo. Possibly. And I might have some slight depression, but I'll have to research Into Depression to find out If I do have It. I kinda feel ashamed to say It, because I know a lot of people hate Emo's and such, but..Well. I was having one of my 'moments' or moodswings whilst I was having a bath. I was upset..And well.. I cut myself. I did do It on purpose. I didn't cut my wrist, but my hand. I don't think I'd ever cut my wrist. The whole bullying things and such going around school Is just..Getting on me. Sometimes when I'm having one of my upset moments, I think about the things people say about me. Even some of my friends have said things about me, but only for jokes, but It still hurts. Today In Maths, we were using the I.T block and using the computers to do some lessons on a site (www.mymaths.co.uk) (The username Is hardley and the password Is hundred incase you were curious and wanted to check It out.) and I was sat next to my friend's, Becca sat next to me on one side, Bex sat on the other, next to Bex sat Emily. At the end of the lesson, Bex said to me "Emily don't call Sapphire Emo!" and I knoe Emily didn't call me Emo because I would of heard It. I don't think she did anyway. Emily was saying she didn't call me Emo, Bex was saying she did. The point Is, Is that If Emily didn't call me an Emo, Bex did. She was the one who said It..I can't really explain, I hope you get what I mean. It just upsets me |3
Lulz, -ramble alert: -Is just telling Bex and Emily she did cut herself- Yus, they saw It. I said It was one of my rats that did It or that I accidently cut It on some barbed wire |3 -Shrug-

RamblingBeOver

Wee..An edit 8D -Loves doing these-

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (Sometimes, but rarely)
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week {Soda...I hate coffee. D8>}

TOTAL SO FAR: 1


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (French |3)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (Depends what but normally I do xD)
[ ] You can mow the lawn. (Never have done so I don't know :3)
[x] You study even when you don't have to. (RARELY)
[x] You have hand washed a car before. (I swear I remember hand washing a car..)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick. (I can type without looking at the keyboard, though sometimes I get typos xD)

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. (Wah... o.o)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day. (Not everyday..But I do more than I don't..xD)
[x] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times. (I don't even live there, unfortunately, but lets just say England instead of US)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Sometimes but not much)

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

TOTAL:

*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)
*** The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test...lol, just kidding, because I know you don't have that many friends!

I tag...
ur mom.
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KHFIO HEIWOHEI DXXXXX I HAVE A BUG BITE ON MY HAND AND IT ITCHES DDDDX -ScratchSteamngScream-

D:<

Anyways. Not much has been going on..Again, so there's not much for me to say. -Thinks-... Well, last night I got a bug bite because the window was open, my hand was hanging off the bed In which I did not know about. >w> -Scratches-. It's annoying me. And I have a craze for pepsi.

Oooh, I went to that party + sleepover. The two boys didn't show up..Thank god |D -Has a bra showing problem-. We had lotsa food. Like a chocolate fountain, buffet...Well, I called It that. We had paper plates and In the kitchen there were plates of different food..Like pizza, two different types..There were strawberries, cucumber, cheese balls, other cripss... I can't remember the other load of stuff xD;. Anyways, I went to the sleepover, stayed up ALLLL night long with Rebecca whilst the other two slept, we started making noises In Emily's ears and recorded It |D It was funneh. Though, we woke up at about 10..Ish..Rebecca's alarm on her phone which was right next to my ear kept going off, I was like *MumbleGroanMumble* "Just STFU!" DX *TurnsItOffAndGoesBackToSleep*. We went to church after that,  played our DS's on Mario kart races whilst they were singing and stuff...We were allowed to. xD After that, a woman took us Into this empty room with some other kids, talked about choices and played games and such. After that, we went to the park..And we just ate chocolate and cake too. Now, I was stupid enough to go on this thing that spins around..And like I said, I just ate chocolate. I sat down and bent over my knee's because I felt epically phailure sick. xD
The party was In January I think..Just thought I'd blab about what happened xD;
-Still needs to scan pictures that she's drawn to put on DA- D:<
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